Gladys the Cranky Squirrel Bundle – “Bright-Eyed and Bushy-Tailed My Ass” Keychain + Sticker Set

For mornings when “bright-eyed and bushy-tailed” just isn’t happening.
Meet Gladys, the crankiest squirrel on the block—and your new spirit animal. This sarcastic gift bundle includes a 2” vinyl stickers and a key chain, both featuring her classic mood: “Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, my ass.”

Whether you’re not a morning person, over the hustle, or just love a squirrel with serious attitude, this bundle is the perfect way to add sass to your keys, laptop, or planner.

🟤 What’s Included:

• 1 “Bright-Eyed and Bushy-Tailed My Ass” key chain (approx. 2”)
• 7 Sassy squirrels against humanity stickers ( approx. 2–3”)
• Features original artwork of Gladys the cranky squirrel

🎁 Perfect Gift For:

• Animal lovers with sarcasm in their soul
• Wildlife rehabbers with a sense of humor
• Squirrel fans, office workers, or anyone who's not a morning person
• Small gag gifts, care packages, or stocking stuffers